But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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