after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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