Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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