I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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