hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
