yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
her vagine was all disorganized.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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