so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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