I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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