That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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