hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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