I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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