Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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