this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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