so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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