if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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