Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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