So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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