Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dear god my vagina.
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