we have officially lost it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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