she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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