Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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