i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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