I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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