Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
