Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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