do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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