3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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