I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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