note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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