with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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