I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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