i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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