that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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