I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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