Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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