I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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