we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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