Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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