Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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