i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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