he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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