Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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