DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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