i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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