I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I can't turn off my feet"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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