Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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