The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The air taste purple.
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