doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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