please come you make the beer taste better
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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