Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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