She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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