just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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