why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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