That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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