If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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